March 2012
Tomorrow is April Fool's Day.
BELIEVE. NOTHING.
TRUST. NO ONE.
Watchihopericksantorum:
“We know the candidate Barack Obama what he was like, the anti-war goverment nigg—the uh—…” Wow.
LOL! oh shit.
WatchMy dog has an itch
Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You are not out of in-
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.
Useless pieces of garbage can turn into things of...
Just depends on who it came from.
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Legend of korra.
Loving it so far.
Why do I even bother
The other day in Art class
Some kid: Ms., who's your favourite artist?
Teacher: Leonardo Da Vinci, Michael Angelo, etc. How about you guys?
Me and Jewel: Sig.
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@angleloid
ejsalcedo:
Abugz?
LOL! here it goes.
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I think we're both playing the same game.
Haha this might be interesting.
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In desperate need of a haircut.
Any suggestions?
Soon
Watchmarkspictory:
I don’t break anymore, but this is for funsies! If anything, air chairs were my speciality.
I don't like people.
Watchbuy-me-food-because-i:
haave-you-met-ted:
deestarvivo:
My daughter has chosen the Dark Side
omg.
jesus christ
omfg literally laughing out loud
HAHAHAHAHAHA
John legend and the roots.
Oh how you calm my nerves
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I'm actually such a family kid.
My paster and mom just told me my grand parents have to go back to chile and live there cause the government is sending them away… When they told me… Shit tears started to come to my eyes.. I wanted to cry so bad but I held it in.. Yeah call me a cry baby.. Idgaf They’re my grandparents yo… They’re just always around.. Even since I was a kid… And now the thought...
Another stupid dream....
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ebreeeezy replied to your photo: SMILES ALL AROUND! :) LOL, have a good day guys….
Oh hey ugly! :D
HEY GANDALF… or harry potter… wait what movie is he from? starwars right?
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Am i a bad person.
Maybe that’s why im getting treated like this.
jcatherinee replied to your post: jcatherinee replied to your post: Yo angus. NOOOOO…
I know haha but it’s ONE DIRECTION AND EVEEYTHING THEY DO IS PERFECT
WELL APPARENTLY I HAVE ZAYN MALIKS HAIR.. DOES THAT PUT ME CLOSER TO “PERFECTION”?!?!?!
jcatherinee replied to your post: Yo angus.
NOOOOO IT’S IF YOU BUTTON THR FIRST TWO geeze get it right
IVE SEEN MANY GUYS DO THAT WAY BEFORE ONE DIRECTION DID!!!!!!!!
Yo angus.
apparently buttoning your Polos all the way to the top is copying 1D as well. LOL
My sister last night.
Her: Nicolas you're such a hypocrite.
Me: Why now...
Her: You said one direction sucks but you're trying to copy zayn maliks hair!
me: WTF HOW?!
her: Its like fluffy and to the side at the front.. just like his!
Me: get out of my room.
